Beats and Tweets: a Night of Fights and Short Atte

Last night, the MuchMusic Awards were hosted in Toronto; we were too busy watching Family guy reruns to care but since it's Canadian, we'll just assume Nickelback won a bunch of awards. Perhaps the biggest highlight of the night (besides Lady Gaga's breasts exploding) was an altercation between Perez Hilton and Will.i.am that took place backstage.

From what we're told, it appears that Fergie took offense towards all those pictures of her holding penises that Perez likes to draw and confronted him about them. Will.i.am decided to intervene and Hilton called him a faggot. According to Perez, Will and his security guards beat him up but he was too busy Twittering the whole situation to defend himself. According to Will's tweets, Perez is an attention whore and a liar. If you ask us, we're just happy someone knocked Perez Hilton out.

Moving on, Chris Brown's big court day was today and he agreed to the plea deal. Since he's a celebrity he got away easy with 5 years of supervised probation and a 50 yard (10 during events) restraining order. He won't be spending any time behind bars.

So where does Nickelback frontman, Chad Kroeger, fit into all of this? We just want someone to punch him in the face, anyone please. We're sick of hearing the same damn song over and over for the past 14 years.