The 35 Funniest Songs Of All Time

Looking for some funny music? Here are the 35 most hilarious songs ever written.

It’s well known that music can help people get into a good mood and that ability is amplified when the song itself is funny. If you’re trying to cheer yourself up or just looking for a quick laugh, then our list of the funniest songs of all time will definitely help you. If you think we missed a tune, let us know in the comments section below.

To select our funny songs, we took a look at tracks that genuinely make us laugh, don't take themselves too seriously and also, the music itself must be great. They don't necessary need to have been Billboard hits, they just need to be funny songs.

Looking for songs to put you in a good mood? Don't forget to look at our 65 best happy songs of all time.

Here is a preview of the top funniest songs of all time. Keep reading for the full list.

35

Peaches - Mommy Complex

Funniest Lyric:


Hush now baby don't you stress
I'm gonna fill you mommy complex

Hush now baby don't you stress
I'm gonna fill you mommy complex

34

L7 - Shitlist

Funniest Lyric:


When i get mad
And i get pissed
I grab my pen
And i write out a list
Of all the people
That won't be missed
You've made my shitlist

When i get mad
And i get pissed
I grab my pen
And i write out a list
Of all the people
That won't be missed
You've made my shitlist

33

Daveyboyz - Heavy Metal Farmer

Funniest Lyric:


ROOOOOOAAR

ROOOOOOAAR

32

Ween - Touch My Tooter

Funniest Lyric:


Buddy - why's my brain so muddy
Why do I feel like putty
When she walks into the room
(touch my tooter)

Buddy - why's my brain so muddy
Why do I feel like putty
When she walks into the room
(touch my tooter)

31

Tenacious D - Low Hangin Fruit

Funniest Lyric:


Well, me and Kage are hungry
We're hungry for some fruit
We wander through the garden
It would be a hoot

To eat some low hangin' fruit

Well, me and Kage are hungry
We're hungry for some fruit
We wander through the garden
It would be a hoot

To eat some low hangin' fruit

30

Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling

Funniest Lyric:


And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin' with my ding a ling

And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin' with my ding a ling

29

Magnetic Fields - How Fucking Romantic

Funniest Lyric:

How fucking romantic
Must we really waltz?
Drag another cliche
Howling from the vaults

How fucking romantic
Must we really waltz?
Drag another cliche
Howling from the vaults

28

NoFx - Johnny Appleseed

Funniest Lyric:


Through word of mouth let it be known
The man who spends his life on a mission, he's legendary
Travelling from coast to coast
He's the contemporary Johnny Appleseed

Through word of mouth let it be known
The man who spends his life on a mission, he's legendary
Travelling from coast to coast
He's the contemporary Johnny Appleseed

27

CeeLo Green - Fuck You

Funniest Lyric:


I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love
and I'm like,
"FUCK YOU!"

I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love
and I'm like,
"FUCK YOU!"

26

Presidents Of The USA - Peaches

Funniest Lyric:


Peaches come from a can,
they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way,
I'd eat peaches every day
Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade

Peaches come from a can,
they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way,
I'd eat peaches every day
Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade

25

Flight of the Conchords - Business Time

Funniest Lyric:


I remove my clothes very, very clumsily, tripping sensuously over my pants.

Now I'm naked, except for my socks, and you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is...

It's business.

I remove my clothes very, very clumsily, tripping sensuously over my pants.

Now I'm naked, except for my socks, and you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is...

It's business.

24

Beck - Satan Gave Me a Taco

Funniest Lyric:


Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick
The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick
The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard
I was gettin' kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard

Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick
The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick
The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard
I was gettin' kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard

23

Jimmy Buffet - The Asshole Song

Funniest Lyric:


Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?

22

The Offspring - Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)

Funniest Lyric:

Now he's getting a tattoo. Yeah he's gettin' ink done. 
He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'.
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip.
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip.

Now he's getting a tattoo. Yeah he's gettin' ink done. 
He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'.
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip.
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip.

21

Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue

Funniest Lyric:


But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."

But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."

20

Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back

Funniest Lyric:


I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny

19

Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper is Crying

Funniest Lyric:


Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will

18

Katy Perry - Ur So Gay

Funniest Lyric:


Hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway

Hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway

17

Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom

Funniest Lyric:


Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

16

Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down

Funniest Lyric:


She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

15

Stephen Lynch - You Caught Me Spankin It

Funniest Lyric:


Well it seems last night
That you caught me spankin
And no use denying it
Well I was really crankin

Well it seems last night
That you caught me spankin
And no use denying it
Well I was really crankin

14

Lonely Island - Like A Boss

Funniest Lyric:


Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)

13

Nirvana - Mexican Seafood

Funniest Lyric:


To a fungus mold cured by injection
Hope it's only ah, a yeast infection

To a fungus mold cured by injection
Hope it's only ah, a yeast infection

12

Weird Al - Amish Paradise

Funniest Lyric:


We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

11

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop

Funniest Lyric:


I'm like, "Yo - that's fifty dollars for a T-shirt."
Limited edition, let's do some simple addition
Fifty dollars for a T-shirt - that's just some ignorant bitch

I'm like, "Yo - that's fifty dollars for a T-shirt."
Limited edition, let's do some simple addition
Fifty dollars for a T-shirt - that's just some ignorant bitch

10

Rodney Carrington - Dear Penis

Funniest Lyric:


Ohhhh dear penis, I dont like you anymore
Used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine

Ohhhh dear penis, I dont like you anymore
Used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine

9

Eminem - The Real Slim Shady

Funniest Lyric:

Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

8

Flight of the Conchords - If You're Into It

Funniest Lyric:


And then on our next date
Well, you could bring your roommate
I don't know if Stu is keen to
But if you want, we could double team you

And then on our next date
Well, you could bring your roommate
I don't know if Stu is keen to
But if you want, we could double team you

7

LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It

Funniest Lyric:


When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it..
I'm Sexy And I Know It

When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it..
I'm Sexy And I Know It

6

Jon LaJoie - High as Fuck

Funniest Lyric:


Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game Battleship

Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game Battleship

5

Lonely Island - Dick In a Box

Funniest Lyric:


To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box

4

Denis Leary - Asshole

Funniest Lyric:


Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)

3

Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

Funniest Lyric:


Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

2

Weird Al - Eat It

Funniest Lyric:


Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

1

Afroman - Because I Got High

Funniest Lyric:


I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high

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